Archive for February, 2005
In this section, I will be giving little updates on my dogs (Lacy, Lucky & Bit Bit) and posting photo’s of them. Hope you enjoy it!
I hope none of you really took my comments seriously when I was talking about Bit Bit and Tinkerbell. I was just being silly and of course I think that Tinkerbell is very cute. Who knows? Maybe they will have a little play date together!
You can check out more updates about Britney’s “dogs” as they appear at the official site here!
I just wanted to tell you that I went to a Cher concert a few months back in
Baton Rouge and she made the same comment then. It is part of her opening
act when she explains why she is quiting concerts. I guess the press just
got a hold of it now. Anyway just thought it was intresting it just now got
all this attention.
As Britney Spears’ career circles the drain, we see her descent hasten as she refers to her fans as ‘mother****ers’ in a profanity laced interview with Details magazine. Kevin Federline is this month’s cover boy and he shares witticisms such as,”A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? … ****, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.” What a classy way to refer to your wife. Here are other excerpts from this totally white trash interview:
ON THEIR FIRST MEETING
Kevin: A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? … ****, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.
Details: You didn’t find her a little hot?
Kevin: No, I wasn’t even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and I felt free for the first time. I was making money — legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.
ON K-FED’S SON
Kevin: I have a baby son named Kaleb. [Believe it or not, his full name is Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.] He’s about 6 months old now. And he’s getting fat, too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.
ON KEVIN HANDLING THE PRESS
Britney: Nothing gets to him … Not my man. And that’s why I married him, because he’s not a shallow motherf*cker Hollywood actor-guy.
Kevin: Yeah, baby!
Britney: I’ve met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I’m this dumb blonde, because I’m quote-Britney Spears-unquote. Men in Hollywood are just — oh, my God, it’s horrible. Babe, am I talking too much?
Kevin: Yeah, go away. [He laughs and hugs her.]
Britney: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I’m not with you.
Kevin: I don’t care.
Details: I certainly don’t mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.
Britney: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way too obsessed with celebrity. Look at Us Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He’s this big old fat man.
ON BRITNEY’S BENJAMINS
Details: People think Kevin is with you for your money.
Kevin: Oh, yeah.
Britney: Well, time will tell, motherf*ckers…
Kevin: What you hear about in all those bull****-ass magazines is bull****.
ON HAVING KIDS
Britney: When I have kids — I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her. When I have kids, I’m so there. That’s what I’m doing: “Come to me, motherf*ckers.”
Thanks to Dirty_Pop from BritneyForums.net!
It’s been a while since I’ve written. Britney is on the Gulf Coast with Kevin enjoying the scenery and southern hospitality so she asked me to write this week’s letter for her.
Britney, Kevin and all the pups have been with Jamie Lynn and me for the past few weeks. They have been redecorating a few rooms in their new Los Angeles home. She will not let me come see what she has been doing until it is completely finished. I can only imagine!
Jessica, my niece, is staying with us too. All of a sudden our home is quite a lively place! So much so, that we are tearing out walls to make rooms bigger. We are also going to replace some draperies. I believe the small fires we’ve endured have permanently turned some of the drapes grey, so it’s time for some new ones.
Jamie Lynn is so preoccupied with school and after school activities. Softball has started once again and she?s still competing on the cheerleading team. Most night’s she makes it home by 9pm, but it’s a fight to keep her grades up this time of year. However, she always manages to work miracles.
Bryan came home last weekend to attend one of Jamie Lynn and her cheerleading team’s competitions in New Orleans. We had so much fun. Even we Moms enjoyed ourselves. I know Bryan misses our Cajun cooking because his stomach is always a bottomless pit when he comes home. I do believe Kevin and Britney may decide to have a second home here in Louisiana, hopefully next to me. They are still making all kinds of plans so nothing is definite yet. Kevin loves it here as much as Britney does. He says he loves my cooking, yet he goes to Nyla’s to eat at least once a day when he is here. I wonder who will be bigger, Bryan or Kevin, when their metabolic rates slow down!
Britney and Kevin were unable to make it to Los Angeles for Dan Dymtrow’s 30th birthday weekend, but we have heard some of the stories and it sounds like a great time was had by all! Happy Birthday, Dan!
Britney is so excited about the International launch of “Curious” next month. Elizabeth Arden has something really special in the works and we are all so excited about the fragrance being available overseas very soon!
I am so happy to be able to write a letter once again, I have really missed keeping in touch with all of you.
I know the weather has been wreaking havoc all over the world, so I hope everyone is safe. Please remember to keep all of the tsunami victims in your prayers.
The official UK Curious Britney Spears website has now launched. The site says to expect more information regarding the release of the products on March 7th. There are 3 new products which will be sold in the Curious range in the UK, including lip balm and body exfoliant.
A rep for Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez responded to a report that Cher referred to both as hoes during a concert in Auckland, New Zealand on Sunday night. “For someone who has had their fair share of bad press, it is surprising she would comment on two women she hardly knows,” the rep told The New York Post.