Pop star Jessica Simpson is counting her lucky stars today. During a stop in Chicago to promote her new Album “I’m Not as Stupid as I look”, the pop princess was suddenly rushed by man who pointed a gun at her head and fired a .357 magnum bullet at point blank range. The man was wrestled to the ground by the crowd of three people and later determined to be a crazed celebrity stalker named John Henry Lee Lucas Smith Jones Oswald, who had a long history of mental illness. As it turns out, he was trying to assassinate Britney Spears… as he later told reporters “I thought it was Brittney…or Christina…or one of them at least…I don’t even know who Jessica Simpson is.” Mr. Oswald (no relation to Lee Harvey Oswald) was later released on $5.00 bail. His gun was returned with a stern warning from Judge Judy Brown to “never do this sort of thing again, at least not in Chicago.”
Source: The Spoof
Hmm…I’m not too sure if this is true, but I’ll let you come to your own conclusions…
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